Who said you can't force people to save the planet?!
From now one, for all of you who just didn't get it (it = stop using plastic bags and go for the more Eco-friendly ones)we will have to use force. We declare war and as you can see, force and violence will be used: it's plastic vs. cotton!
Even so, if you are not that interested about the environment (you should) just look at this bag/key-chain as a great fashion accessory! Let's just be serious, the I'm not a plastic bag bag is so over and so girly! A more urban, guerrilla-like approach is a better choice!
Let the bombing begin!